If you’re reading this site you’re either not old enough to have children, or have children and are reading this in an attempt to tune them out and pretend that the condom never actually broke and that your then-girlfriend now-wife didn’t give birth to quadruplets who like to have screaming contests. Either way, fuck children. They poop, they cry, they scream, and you can’t even ask them to do simple household chores without them royally fucking everything up. Kids are a giant waste of time and money unless you’re a masochist who ran out of ways to torture yourself, so if you’re on the fence right now thinking “Hmmmm…maybe I WILL have kids,” stop right there and watch this video. It’s basically an ad for birth control, but it’ll snap your girlfriend/wife straight outta that baby fever she’s got going on.
