Most men in this situation would jump up, grab all their clothes and hastily put them on as they walk out the door and away from the screaming wife who won’t stop shoving her phone camera in his face.
Not this guy.
Nope, this guy just sits there. Naked. He’s covering junk because that’s the bare minimum for getting caught cheating, but he doesn’t run away or hide his face. He just sits there, argues with her a bit, and then is like “Eh, doesn’t matter had sex.” The calmness of the guy pitted against the anger his screaming wife is exuding is hysterical in its own way, although I have to admit that I pity the mistress – yeah she’s a homewrecker, but she clearly wasn’t ready to have this chick come screaming in her face right in the middle of humping.
In the end, the guy is a piece of shit for cheating on his wife – but could he have handled it any better than this? Doubtful. ‘Tis a true master we have on our hands here.
[H/T Mirror]