Hulk Hogan took the stand in his court case against Gawker today and it’s more entertaining than anything Hogan did in TNA.
CNN reporter Tom Kludt is live tweeting the Hulkster’s testimony and it’s something to behold. Here are the best moments thus far…
Hogan on his early athleticism…
Hulk Hogan attorney asks if he was athletic as a child? No, he says. He was a large son. #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
From back injuries to…biting?
Hogan: "The word fake doesn’t really describe it…It's very physical." He's had multiple back surgeries, teeth marks in arms. #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
He’s about to cut a promo on the jury any minute…
Hogan making frequent eye contact with the jury in his responses. #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
He’s tossing in some Rocky trivia…
Hogan defied Vince McMahon's order to not do Rocky 3. McMahon fired him, but Hogan returned with even greater fame. #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
But what was the question?!?
Hogan jokes to attorney: "You don't want me going off the top rope on you." #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
Please tell me his music hit right after and he hulked up…
Hogan describing the "Hulk Hogan" character: "Just the All American good guy fighting for the rights of every man."
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
Oh Linda, you bitch…
Hogan says he doesn't just wear his bandana b/c it's his trademark, recalls how how his first wife mocked him for his baldness. #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
I wear one for the same reason
"Sometimes when I wear a bandana as Terry Bollea it’s like a self-confidence thing." #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
Because if there’s one thing that helps marriages, it’s reality TV…
Hogan thought reality show could salvage his crumbling marriage: “In my heart, I thought it would really help.” #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
I believe it’s called “a triple threat match”
Hogan recalls how Heather and Bubba Clem first approached him about sex. It started as a joke, he says. #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
Ouch…
Hogan recalls how Heather and Bubba Clem first approached him about sex. It started as a joke, he says. #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016
Since we need a good laugh after that truth bomb, here’s a gem from the jury…
The CNN stopped tweeting. Either he took a chair shot from Brutus Beefcake or was told to “knock it the fuck off.” We’ll keep updating as we get updates. Stay tuned, Hulkamaniacs!
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We’re back! And sadder than ever…
Hogan says it wasn't just Terry Bollea who was embarrassed: "Hulk Hogan was embarrassed.” #hulkvsgawk
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) March 7, 2016