Punish Yourself for Being a Bad Person By Watching Canada Break America’s Heart in Dramatic Fashion
In an appetizer to tomorrow’s main course, the Canadian women staged a feverish comeback to beat the United States 3-2 in overtime to secure the gold medal in women’s hockey. After blowing a two-goal lead late in the third period — and coming within a whisker of sealing the deal with an empty netter — the Americans were done in by Marie-Philip Poulin’s timely blast.
Maybe if you weren’t such a morally bankrupt person, this wouldn’t have happened. Take a good hard look in the mirror and get your act together before tomorrow, please.