Tom Brady Posts Hilarious Tribute To His Backup QBs After Punching A Ticket To His Seventh Super Bowl

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Tom Brady just joined Instagram a mere two weeks ago and has already amassed 1 million followers. He’s currently at the level of a top Instagram model who spends the year snapping selfies on the beach and selling protein powder through her channels. Seven Super Bowl appearances is pretty impressive, but this level of Insta fame may be TB12’s most treasured accomplishment to date. Hashtag Insta Goalz.

After Brady completed 32 of 42 attempts for 384 yards and three touchdowns against the Steelers in the AFC Championship, the 39-year-old Brady posted a photo with the two men who manned the ship during his four game suspension at the beginning of the year.

The caption reads:

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when the Patriots brought Jimmy in, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack – it grew by one, so where there two – there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and then Jimmy joined in later. And nine months ago, when the Patriots introduced me to Jacoby, I thought ‘Wait a second, could it be?’ And I knew for sure- I just added another guy to my wolf pack. So today, I make a toast! Blood brothers!

In this first two NFL starts, second year QB Jimmy Garoppolo threw for 496 yards with four touchdowns and zero interceptions while picking up two wins. After Garoppolo suffered a shoulder injury, NC State product Jacoby Brissett stepped in to complete 34 passes on 55 attempts for 400 yards to go along with 16 carries for 83 yards and a TD over the course of three appearances. The two backups secured a combined record of 4-1 before Brady stepped in to be Tom Brady. Not too shabby.

Completely unrelated: I’m a Brady guy. I even bought Uggs after I saw that bizarre ad of him holding a baby goat while sweating profusely. But his new sell is where I draw the line–infrared pajamas to aid body recovery while you sleep. Tom, I sleep with my dick out 5 nights a week, who the fuck wants to wear a full outfit while they sleep. Hard pass, bruh.


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