13 reasons why Christie Brinkley is the hottest 60-year-old ever

Christie Brinkley is 60-years-old. Let me repeat that. Christie Brinkley is 60-years-old. Here are 13 reasons why she might still be one of the most gorgeous women on the planet.

13. She rocks a one-piece as well as anyone

12. She’s got legs for days

11. She takes amazing selfies

10. She’s gorgeous in glasses

9. She’s not afraid to show off her bikini body

8. Paparazzi still try to catch her in upskirt moments

7. She’s the ultimate “lady in red”

6. Because nobody looks that beautiful in a full-length skirt

5. Did we mention how good Christie Brinkley looks in a bathing suit?

4. Or how adorable she looks in a hat?

3. Really.

2. Because I’ve never wanted to be a turkey so bad

1. HAVE. MERCY.