Alert! Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric broke up!

Get ready to dial up your imaginary fantasy girlfriend machine because Adriana Lima is reportedly on the market after splitting from her husband former NBA player Marko Jaric. (Who we never understood why she was with anyway.)

Adriana said, “Our life, we live in a honeymoon,” within a year of their marriage. So I guess that means the honeymoon is officially over, huh?

“After long and careful consideration, we have decided to separate after five years of marriage,” they said in a joint statement to PEOPLE.

“We are grateful to be the parents of two incredible young daughters that we will continue to co-parent. We would greatly appreciate your respect for our family’s privacy as we begin this delicate next chapter for all members of our family.”

Yeah, right! If I lived in Brazil I’d be so stalking the hell out of this woman. I guess that’s why my travel visa to there was denied awhile back. Oh well, she’s got to come to America sometime!

Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric Separate [People]

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