What with Alec Baldwin being, uh, in the news lately I thought this week would be a good time to take a look back at his alleged dating history. You have to remember, Alec wasn’t always viewed as a giant douchebag by many and wasn’t always so, well, portly. Dude used to be a chick magnet. But how much of a chick magnet was he with the pretty and famous? Read on to find out.

Ally Sheedy (Dates unclear)

We have to keep in mind here that Alec Baldwin is 55 years-old, so much of his dating history is undocumented on the Internet. This relationship probably happened as it’s been reported in multiple places, but who the hell really knows?

Hookup score: 8.0
We’re counting it.

Cheri Oteri (Dates unclear)

As many times as Baldwin has hosted SNL we wouldn’t put it past him to have hooked up with Oteri back in the day as has been reported.

Hookup score: 8.0
Counting it!

Janine Turner (1983-1984)

Turner, of Northern Exposure fame, actually made as far as getting engaged before eventually calling it quits.

Hookup score: 9.0
She was one very highly underrated hottie back in the day.

Holly Gagnier (1984-1989)

Holly Gagnier was a soap opera actress that Baldwin dated off-and-on for years, but his work schedule kept pulling them apart, eventually leading to the end of the relationship.

Hookup score: 8.5
As we all know, he rebounded nicely.

Michelle Pfeiffer (1988)

Baldwin and Pfeiffer both appeared in the film Married to the Mob at the heights of their hotness (physically, I mean – hey, he was a handsome man) and as a result there was talk that they dated and/or hooked up.

Hookup score: 9.0
Counting it again!

Kim Basinger (1990-2002)

This one we know for sure happened as they were married and were arguably the most attractive married couple to ever walk this Earth. Actually became separated in 2000, but the divorce didn’t go through until 2002.

Hookup score: 10.0
His career has gone much better than hers since then. Well, until last week.

Kristin Davis (2001)

Baldwin and Sex and the City star Kristin Davis definitely dated (we’re into the 21st century now) for about three months.

Hookup score: 9.0
No Kim Basinger, but not a bad rebound at the time.

Tatum O’Neal (2002)

Reportedly went out on a couple of dates, which makes sense considering O’Neal was married to John McEnroe – Alec Baldwin’s kindred spirit when it comes to tempers.

Hookup score: 9.0
You CANNOT be serious!

Lori Singer (2009)

Singer and Baldwin have actually been rumored to have dated off-and-on 2006 and 2010, but 2009 seems to be the year that things appeared more official.

Hookup score: 8.0
Friends with benefits?

Final Tally

Alec Baldwin’s Hookup Score: 78.5 points

Baldwin’s been with some boring, non famous woman for the past several years, cutting into his overall total, plus that whole marriage thing to Kim Basinger, so this is a little bit disappointing.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Lenny Kravitz – 129.5
5. Bruce Willis – 120
6. Chace Crawford – 119.5
7. Nicolas Cage – 114
8. Tommy Lee – 111
9. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
10. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
11. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
12. Jared Leto – 108
13. Vin Diesel – 100.5
14. Cristiano Ronaldo – 99.5
15. Russell Brand – 99
16. Seth MacFarlane – 98
17. Tiger Woods – 93.5
18. George Clooney – 93
19. Tom Cruise – 92.5
20t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
20t. Josh Hartnett – 91
22. Ryan Seacrest – 88.5
23. Drake – 88
24. Jonathan Rhys Meyers – 84.5
25. Chris Evans – 83.5
26t. Justin Timberlake – 82
26t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
26t. Tyson Beckford – 82
29t. Ben Affleck – 81
29t. Orlando Bloom – 81
31t. Josh Hutcherson – 80
31t. Tyrese Gibson – 80
31t. Derek Jeter – 80
34t. Alec Baldwin – 78.5
34t. David Duchovny – 78.5
34t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5
37t. Jim Carrey – 77.5
37t. Owen Wilson – 77.5
39. Joe Jonas – 77
40. Ryan Reynolds – 75
41. Ashton Kutcher – 73
42t. Harry Styles – 72.5
42t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
44. Ryan Gosling – 72
45t. Kanye West – 71
45t. Brad Pitt – 71
45t. Jude Law – 71
48t. Colin Farrell – 70
48t. Adam Levine – 70
50t. Usher – 69

50t. Sean Penn – 69
52t. Taylor Lautner – 67
52t. Johnny Depp – 67
54t. Ian Somerhalder – 66.0
54t. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
56. Andy Roddick – 64.5
57t. Tom Brady – 64
57t. Mark Sanchez – 64
57t. Joseph Gordon-Levitt – 63
60t. Zac Efron – 63
60t. Adrien Brody – 63
60t. Adam Brody – 63
60t. Kevin Connolly – 63
64. Chris Pine – 62.5
65t. Michael Phelps – 62
65t. Adam Duritz – 62
65t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
65t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
65t. Gerard Butler – 62
70. Liam Neeson – 61.5
71. Criss Angel – 61
72. John Mayer – 60
73. Bradley Cooper – 57
74. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
75t. James Franco – 53
75t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
77. Will Smith – 52
78. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
79. Edward Norton – 51
80. Paul Walker – 48.5
81. Matthew Morrison – 47