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If you are in the market for a 71 year-old, ex-convict with a boatload of money in the bank, you might want to get yourself a Match.com account because Martha Stewart has joined the Internet dating site.
Says Stewart of her latest Internet venture…
“I’d like to have breakfast with somebody. I’d like to go to bed with somebody. Sleep with somebody.”
If that doesn’t get you guys excited I simply don’t know what will. I got chills just reading it. I also vurped a little bit.
Unfortunately she’s made her account using an alias so you’ll have to just fill her requirements and vice versa. Oh, her requirements? She wants someone active, energetic, outdoor-ish, really smart and tall-ish.
Get to work, fellas.