Aubrey O’Day spent the weekend busting out of her bikini

Aubrey O’Day keeps talking about Danity Kane coming back, but since I don’t give a rat’s ass about Danity Kane, nor whether they’ll come back (or have, what do I know), I only follow her for the bikini pictures. Hey look, bikini pictures!

Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth (sorry, horse pictures below), but how exactly is it that Aubrey O’Day, who half of you probably don’t even remember (or Danity Kane for that matter), is traveling around the world spending time on a beach and a cruise ship while I, who slave away for MY PEOPLE online, sit at my desk and am nowhere near a beach?

Man, I knew I should have taken Diddy up on his offer to form a boy band back in the day.

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