Ranking the hot hookups of Benicio Del Toro

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Benicio Del Toro really has a way with the ladies. He’s handsome, has that accent, he’s rich, and his name is Benicio Del Toro. So it only makes sense that his alleged dating history is filled with gorgeous women. How filled is it? You’ll have to read on to find out.

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Valeria Golino (1988-1992)

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Valeria and Benicio lived together and were engaged for four years. Luckily they broke up, starting Benicio on this torrid path.

Hookup score: 9.0
Good thing they didn’t have any kids or they’d have been too beautiful to look at.

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Claire Forlani (1995-1996)

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Forlani and Del Toro were in the film Basquiat together and were a couple for a brief time.

Hookup score: 9.5
Okay, the same thing I said before applies here and for pretty much every name on this list. Well, except maybe a couple.

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Alicia Silverstone (1996-1997)

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Remember the film Excess Baggage? I bet Benicio does, because that’s where he allegedly hooked up with Alicia Silverstone.

Hookup score: 9.5
She was 20 and he was 30. Playa.

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Chiara Mastroianni (1998-2001)

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Chiara Mastroianni is a French actress and singer. The two met in Cannes and dated for several years before breaking up.

Hookup score: 9.0
All these gorgeous women and no marriages. I guess when you can replace one with another, why not?

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Heather Graham (2001)

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This was still back in the dark ages of the Internet so not much is reported here other than that they reportedly dated.

Hookup score: 9.5
As if we’re going to doubt it with the way he’s been working.

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Scarlett Johansson (2004)

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Del Toro and Johansson were rumored to have had a, uh, “meeting” in an elevator following the 2004 Academy Awards.

Hookup score: 10.0
Scarlett has said that the story was a joke. I ain’t laughing.

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Sara Foster (2004-2006)

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Sara Foster, an actress, no seriously I looked her up, dated for over a year. Oh, she’s also famous composer David Foster’s daughter so there’s that too.

Hookup score: 8.5
She is 14 years younger than him. Go Benicio, Go Benicio!

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Lindsay Lohan (2006)

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Lohan and Del Toro allegedly hooked up at a party. She is 20 years younger than him by the way.

Hookup score: 9.0
I hope LiLo being on here does not come as a surprise to you at all.

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Catherine Keener (2008-2009)

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Catherine and Del Toro dated for awhile. It wasn’t very exciting.

Hookup score: 8.5
I thought she was really hot on that Seinfeld episode.

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Kimberly Stewart (2010, 2011)

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Del Toro and Stewart, Rod’s daughter, dated briefly, then she had his child after they broke up. He was there for the birth.

Hookup score: 8.5
She’s just 13 years younger than him. He’s losing his touch.

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Final Tally

Benicio Del Toro’s Hookup Score: 91 points

Tie for 9th with Josh Hartnett. Not bad. Too many multi-year relationships to get him any higher, but he’s still a relatively young man so he could move up. His track record says that he will.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
5. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
6. Jared Leto – 108
7. Seth MacFarlane – 98
8. George Clooney – 93
9t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
9t. Josh Hartnett – 91
11. Chris Evans – 83.5
12t. Justin Timberlake – 82
12t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
14. Orlando Bloom – 81
15. Derek Jeter – 80
16. David Duchovny – 78.5
17. Joe Jonas – 77
18. Ryan Reynolds – 75
19. Ashton Kutcher – 73
20. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
21. Ryan Gosling – 72
22t. Kanye West – 71
22t. Brad Pitt – 71
22t. Jude Law – 71
25t. Colin Farrell – 70
25t. Adam Levine – 70
27. Sean Penn – 69
28t. Taylor Lautner – 67
28t. Johnny Depp – 67
30. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
31t. Tom Brady – 64
31t. Mark Sanchez – 64
33t. Zac Efron – 63
33t. Adrien Brody – 63
33t. Adam Brody – 63
33t. Kevin Connolly – 63
37t. Michael Phelps – 62
37t. Adam Duritz – 62
37t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
37t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
37t. Gerard Butler – 62
42. Criss Angel – 61
43. John Mayer – 60
44. Bradley Cooper – 57
45. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
46. Alex Rodriguez – 53
47. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
48. Edward Norton – 51
49. Matthew Morrison – 47