Get ready to swoon boys and girls. Today we’re going to be talking about Justin Bieber’s penis thanks to two very special Brazilian hookers. Yes, it’s going to be a marvelous day.
According to an interview with CRITICA.com a Brazilian hooker who went unnamed (those are the best kind, they never ever lie) claims that she had sex with Justin Bieber.
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“It was delicious. It was super delicious because not every day do you get to be with someone famous, especially someone like him. He’s a love of a man! A cutie patootie!”
The woman claimed that Justin and his entourage chose her along with 10 others to accompany him back to his hotel for an X-rated encounter. When asked if he is well-endowed the woman simply responded that he was “average.”
Damn. Average never sounded so small.
She also alleged that he gave her $500 because she was the one that “got with him” and even threw in some concert tickets. Bonus!
But wait, there’s more! Tati Neves, the woman who filmed Justin Bieber sleeping, ALSO did an interview with The Sun where she discusses allegedly having sex with Bieber, and SHE says, “It was marvelous and unforgettable… He has quite a fit body and looked great naked. Take it from me, he’s well endowed and very good in bed.”
Well endowed, huh? Hmmm… Told you it was going to be a “marvelous” day.
Hooker Reveals What It’s like to Sleep with Justin Bieber [Hollyscoop]
Brazilian model Tati Neves now claims she DID have sex with Justin Bieber [Daily Mail]