PSA: Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have separated

It must be cougars becoming single week as now comes word that Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas have split. Frankly I am amazed that this marriage lasted as long as it did. I guess it’s made easier when you are super freaking rich.

According to People

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones haven’t been photographed together since April 22. They’ve walked red carpets solo, vacationed separately with their kids, and in recent days, Douglas has been relaxing on a yacht off the coast of Sardinia – with Zeta-Jones at home in New York.

Hmmm. Sure sounds like something is amiss.

“They’re taking a break,” one source says.

That’s code, right?

Hard to believe that a couple 25 years apart in age, where one just recovered from cancer he might have gotten from oral sex, and the other has been in and out of treatment for bi-polar disorder, couldn’t make it last forever. But hey they’ve been together for 13 years, which in Hollywood time is like 406 years. Do the math. That’s quite an accomplishment, folks.

And since the line for suitors for Monica Bellucci is to the left, let’s make the line of suitors for Catherine Zeta-Jones over here to the right. Here are some sexy GIFs of her to watch while you wait.

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Separate [People]