Here’s the cover of Farrah Abraham’s new erotic book ‘In the Making (Celebrity Sex Tape)’

Reminder before you read this: Farrah Abraham is also writing a Christian-based parenting book. But first let’s discuss her erotic thriller about making a sex tape. Another subject near to her heart. (Side note: The fact that the cover of the book says “New York Times Best Selling Author” really does say that we truly, officially suck as a human society. Moving on…)

Related: Farrah Abraham is writing a Christian parenting book…seriously

Here’s what Farrah had to say about the book to Fishwrapper

“I was inspired to write a book about someone who went from being ‘normal’ to a reality star in the public eye. Book One: In the Making allowed me to explore my personal experiences over the last year while also branching out into fiction at the same time. Ellora’s Cave Publishing was the perfect fit for my first romance series because they celebrate women’s sexuality in a positive and healthy way. Starting the Celebrity Sex Tape series allowed me to transition my energy into a learning experience for me and my readers.”

Wow. Farrah is carving out quite a nice little niche for herself: porn star (thought she denies being one – with professionally produced sex tapes), horrible singer, sex toy mogul, failed soap opera actress, failed Playboy model, and now erotic fiction author.

I now see why a publishing house would sign her up to write a Christian-based parenting book. She’s got the perfect resume.

Isn’t there someplace we can send her? Is anyone using Tristan da Cunha?