Welp, that’s it. Heidi Montag has run out out of things to have plastic surgery done on, so now she’s decided to reverse course and start having things removed — like her giant fake F cup breasts.
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For those of you who don’t remember Heidi Montag, first off, lucky you, and secondly, she was pretty much Courtney Stodden before Courtney Stodden was Courtney Stodden (only without the creepy marriage, well, withouth the creepy marriage to an old guy – read about them both here). Montag was on the TV show The Hills and when that ended she did anything and everything to remain famous, including having tons of plastic surgery, 10 in all, in one single day.
Now she appears to have seen the error of her ways.
“I do regret getting the implants,” she candidly admitted to ET. “…My new doctor was like, ‘You should never have been allowed by the doctor to get implants this big. … I put my security and sexuality in my breast size instead of my confidence.”
Heidi claims that her giant fake boobies have caused her to have “a ruptured disc in her neck, muscular and spinal damage to her back, and numbness in her arm due to pinched nerves,” so she got them reduced down to just an itsy-bitsy D cup.
And here I am reporting on it. You win again, Heidi. You win again. Dammit.
(By the way, those pics above? Those are BEFORE the F cups – totally unnecessary surgery if I’ve ever seen it.)