It was brought to my attention that Eva Longoria emerged from wherever she’s been hiding to visit the Cannes Film Festival this week. It also occurred to me after seeing photos of her that she loves showing off cleavage while she’s there. So I figured why don’t we take a look back at her various displays of cleavage over the past few years in Cannes because…well, why the hell not? Sometimes inspiration just strikes for no reason.
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2014 – Probably Eva’s best cleavage work to date in Cannes.
2013 – No cleavage, thus no pics. Perhaps that explains this year’s dress.
2012 – Two dresses, one with more cleavage than the other. Good showing.
2011 – Couldn’t find any record (i.e. photos) that she even attended. Sorry.
2010 – Minimal cleavage.
2009 – Tony seems happy. We’re not as thrilled.
2008 – Excellent display.
2006 – Perhaps her second best effort over the years.
2005 – Still formulating her Cannes cleavage game.
So which one was your favorite? I have to go with this year’s work. After 10 years she’s finally got it all figured out. It really is true, with age comes wisdom – and cleavage.