Gwyneth Paltrow named The Most Beautiful Woman in the World

Gwyneth Paltrow Most Beautiful Woman

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I would have reported on this yesterday, but I only just now calmed down enough to write semi-reasonably about Gwyneth Paltrow being named The Most Beautiful Woman in the World by People magazine.

First off let me say that Gwyneth Paltrow is a beautiful woman. On the outside. She’s very attractive. But she is probably not the most beautiful woman, physically, in the world. However, I don’t think that’s what the folks over at People magazine mean when they say “most beautiful.” I assume they mean beautiful in a more grand sense if the word – inside and out. Which leads me to point number two…

Many people literally hate this woman. Hate with the heat of a thousand suns. So she can’t possibly be the most beautiful woman as a human being. Which leads me to point number three…

She’s a big star, somehow, despite not really having achieved much in the way of box office success that didn’t include a superhero in an iron war suit, so the folks at People may have decided to do this for the controversy it would generate. That, plus the fact that Iron Man 3 premiered last night. Whatever the reason, it blows. Of course this is the same magazine that only three years ago named Julia Roberts, a reportedly horrible person, The Most Beautiful Woman in the World.

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