Irina Shayk’s boobs are here to #bringbackourgirls

Because supermodels like Irina Shayk posing topless promoting #bringbackourgirls is exactly what it will take to convince Boko Haram to do the right thing. Perhaps when I called her a “goddess” awhile back she actually thought I meant she had magical powers. If only every problem in the world could be solved with topless supermodels.

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