Goddammit…Jennifer Lawrence bought a house with her X-Men boyfriend

I was afraid this was going to happen with rumors awhile back that Jennifer Lawrence was engaged to Nicholas Hoult, aka Beast from the X-Men films. But them buying a house isn’t even the worst part of this story. Yep, it gets worse.

Related: Wait, is Jennifer Lawrence engaged to Nicholas Hoult?

The American actress and her ‘X Men’ co-star have reportedly bought a house in St John’s Wood in north London and will be making their own furniture after purchasing it from flat-pack store Ikea.

According to The Sun newspaper, his sister, Clarista Hoult, said: “It’s his first house. He’s very excited and has been getting all his furniture from Ikea.”

“Nick has been big into feng shui, so in his room he has had branches, twigs with lights, the mattress and everything else on the floor – like water features and chairs – facing in the right direction.”

That’s right. America’s sweetheart is moving to GD England. And here’s the dagger: “Jen loves the English way of life.”

STOP CALLING HER JEN! And F–K YOUR FENG SUI!

I need a drink…and a GIF.

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Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult buy first home [Contact Music]

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