Jennifer Lawrence’s crazy story about some butt plugs and a hotel maid

Appearing on Conan last night Jennifer Lawrence told a story about her hotel maid finding some butt plugs she was given as a gag, which is made even more amazing by the fact that I am pretty sure she knew she was on television.

“This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It’s a long story. I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke.”

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“Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table. I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed. I wanted to leave a note like, ‘not mine’ or ‘bought as joke.'”

She also revealed that she too would be a hotel maid if she weren’t an actress because she really likes cleaning bedrooms and bathrooms, spraying things, and of course, going through people’s stuff saying, “Every day there’s like new people to snoop on!”

And just when we thought she couldn’t get possibly any cooler.

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