Ranking the hot hookups of Jeremy Piven

With news that the Entourage movie is now a go, I thought this week we’d delve into Jeremy Piven’s alleged dating history with the pretty and famous. Plus we can see how Ari Gold’s real life hookups compare to Eric Murphy’s since we already looked at the alleged dating history of Kevin Connolly, as well as how he compares to the 39 other ladies men we’ve profiled up to this point.

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Vanessa Marcil (2006)

Not much information on this one other than that they allegedly went out. There was also a picture of him carrying her while she was drunk.

Hookup score: 9.0
We’ll give him the benefit of the doubt here. We used to love her so much.

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Melrose Bickerstaff (2007)

Bickerstaff, a runner-up finisher on America’s Next Top Model, and Piven allegedly were holding hands and kissing at some Golden Globe after parties in 2007.

Hookup score: 8.5
She later denied they were dating, but no one said anything about whether they hooked up.

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Jaslene Gonzalez (2007)

Jaslene Gonzalez

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A newspaper gossip column, always trustworthy, said that Gonzalez, a winner of America’s Next Top Model, and Piven were a couple.

Hookup score: 9.0
Well, that’s winner and a runner-up. One of them certainly has to be true, right?

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Pink (2008)

Another rumored romance that was denied, this time by both parties, despite the fact that they were spotted getting “very close” on the dance floor at a New York club.

Hookup score: 8.5
Ah, the wonderful world of celebrity dating/non-dating.

Photo credit: YouTube/Pink

Dita Von Teese (2008)

Dita Von Teese

Photographer Hector Torres, Flickr

Piven was spotted buying Dita some new dresses and he admitted having a crush on her.

Hookup score: 9.0
Of course nothing was ever officially reported on this other than the usual denials.

Photo credit: Photographer Hector Torres, Flickr

Barbie Blank (2009)

Barbie Blank

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There were actually pictures of Barbie (aka Kelly Kelly of WWE fame) and Piven on a date not long after he was a guest host on RAW. Progress!

Hookup score: 10.0
Now I’m officially jealous.

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January Jones (2010)

Jones and Piven were first seen together leaving a Golden Globes party and then again a few more times the rest of that month.

Hookup score: 9.0
Wow, again, no denials? And I would totally understand this one if it came from Piven’s camp.

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Sophie Turner (2010, 2011, 2012)

Turner and Piven have been spotted together off and on for the past three years, including at least once leaving a Hollywood hotel together.

Hookup score: 9.5
Jealous again.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Nikki Benz, Adrianna Costa, Christina DeRosa, Rachel Sterling, Karin Taylor, Tiffani Thiessen.

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Final Tally

Jeremy Piven’s Hookup Score: 72.5 points

16th place. Now imagine if a few of those even lesser substantiated flings are true. No wonder he’s never been married.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
5. Jared Leto – 108
6. George Clooney – 93
7. Josh Hartnett – 91
8. Chris Evans – 83.5
9. Justin Timberlake – 82
10. Orlando Bloom – 81
11. Derek Jeter – 80
12. David Duchovny – 78.5
13. Joe Jonas – 77
14. Ryan Reynolds – 75
15. Ashton Kutcher – 73
16. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
17. Ryan Gosling – 72
18t. Kanye West – 71
18t. Brad Pitt – 71
18t. Jude Law – 71
21t. Colin Farrell – 70
21t. Adam Levine – 70
23. Sean Penn – 69
24. Johnny Depp – 67
25. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
26t. Tom Brady – 64

26t. Mark Sanchez – 64
28. Kevin Connolly – 63
29t. Michael Phelps – 62
29t. Adam Duritz – 62
29t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
29t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
29t. Gerard Butler – 62
34. Criss Angel – 61
35. John Mayer – 60
36. Bradley Cooper – 57
37. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
38. Alex Rodriguez – 53
39. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
40. Edward Norton – 51
41. Matthew Morrison – 47