Today we’re jumping into the Wayback Machine thanks to John Stamos’ appearance with the other Full House boys during their Super Bowl commercial yesterday and taking a look back at his alleged dating history. Back in the day, Stamos could drop panties with the best of them – handsome, rich, famous, musical – he had all it all, so surely he hooked up with his fair share of sexy famous women, right? Read on to find out.

Demi Moore (1982)

This was in 1982 so as you can imagine there are zero details on this, but the Internet says that they dated and the Internet never lies, right?

Hookup score: 10.0
Right.

Teri Copley (1984-1985)

Teri Copley was a blonde bombshell best known for appearing on the TV show We Got It Made and for appearing nude in Playboy in 1990. She was quite popular as one can imagine.

Hookup score: 10.0
Pretty easy to see why John would have been attracted to her, huh?

Chelsea Noble (1987-1988)

Noble was the bombshell girlfriend of Kirk Cameron’s character on Growing Pains before actually marrying him and putting a halt to her ever doing anything sexy again other than that one appearance on Seinfeld as George’s girlfriend – which was pretty hilarious.

Hookup score: 9.5
TEXT.

Denise Richards (1988, 2006)

Stamos and Richards dated as young up-and-comers (and were rumored to have hooked up again in 2006) with Richards once being quoted as saying that Stamos was “great in bed.”

Hookup score: 10.0
Dammmn, playa.

Lori Loughlin (1988)

This one was also listed one place as happening from 1989 to 1996, as well as just in 1991, who knows? What we do know is that they did date at least a couple of times with him saying that she might have been “the one that got away.”

Hookup score: 10.0
Awwwww.

Heather Locklear (1988-1989)

Not sure anything really happened here as he says they got really drunk and she asked him up to her room, but all he remembers is waking up with barf all over his room. Good times.

Hookup score: 9.0
Sounds like a typical date to me. (Point deduction for lack of confirmation).

Paula Abdul (1988-1991)

This one is all over the map. They reportedly dated in 1990 and 1991, or just in 1989, or from 1988 to 1990, and another site said it was just in 1991…so who knows the real story, but with all that’s out there they surely must have hooked up at least once, right?

Hookup score: 9.0
Count it.

Marlee Matlin (1989)

Matlin and Stamos were repeatedly photographed holding hands in 1989 so yeah, they dated.

Hookup score: 9.0
Marlee was a little hottie back in the day.

Rebecca Romijn (1994-2005)

Stamos and swimsuit model Rebecca Romijn wwere married from 1998 to 2005, though they announced their separation in 2004, putting an end to arguably the most gorgeous coupling of two human beings ever.

Hookup score: 10.0
They were almost too attractive together to even look at.

Krista Allen (2004)

Stamos and the gorgeous Krista Allen reportedly dated after he separated from Romijn.

Hookup score: 10.0
Again, their combined beauty was almost too much to handle.

Sheryl Crow (2006)

Crow and Stamos reportedly had their first date at the Malibu Country Mart. After that details are sketchy.

Hookup score: 8.5
Seems like a solid place for a first date.

Emma Heming (2007)

Model Emma Heming, now best known for being Mrs. Bruce Willis, were seen together a few times at clubs and restaurants. That’s about it.

Hookup score: 10.0
She seems to have rebounded okay.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Natasha Henstridge, Emma Samms, Vanity, Renee Zellweger

Final Tally

John Stamos’ Hookup Score: 115 points

Seventh place. No surprise really. It’s made even more impressive when you consider the fact that he was with Rebecca Romijn for about a decade in his prime.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Lenny Kravitz – 129.5
5. Bruce Willis – 120
6. Chace Crawford – 119.5
7. John Stamos – 115
8. Nicolas Cage – 114
9. 50 Cent – 113
10. Tommy Lee – 111
11. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
12. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
13. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
14. Jared Leto – 108
15. Keanu Reeves – 103.5
16. Vin Diesel – 100.5
17. Cristiano Ronaldo – 99.5
18. Russell Brand – 99
19. Seth MacFarlane – 98
20. Tiger Woods – 93.5
21. George Clooney – 93
22. Tom Cruise – 92.5
23t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
23t. Josh Hartnett – 91
25. Ryan Seacrest – 88.5
26. Drake – 88
27. Jonathan Rhys Meyers – 84.5
28. Chris Evans – 83.5
29t. Justin Timberlake – 82
29t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
29t. Tyson Beckford – 82
32t. Ben Affleck – 81
32t. Orlando Bloom – 81
34t. Eminem – 80
34t. Josh Hutcherson – 80
34t. Tyrese Gibson – 80
34t. Derek Jeter – 80
38t. Alec Baldwin – 78.5
38t. David Duchovny – 78.5
38t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5
41t. Jim Carrey – 77.5
41t. Owen Wilson – 77.5
43. Joe Jonas – 77
44. Ryan Reynolds – 75
45. Ashton Kutcher – 73
46t. Harry Styles – 72.5
46t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
48. Ryan Gosling – 72
49t. Kanye West – 71
49t. Brad Pitt – 71
49t. Jude Law – 71
52t. Colin Farrell – 70
52t. Adam Levine – 70
54t. Usher – 69
54t. Sean Penn – 69
56t. Taylor Lautner – 67
56t. Johnny Depp – 67
58t. Ian Somerhalder – 66.0
58t. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
60t. Max George – 64.5
60t. Andy Roddick – 64.5
62t. Tom Brady – 64
62t. Mark Sanchez – 64
62t. Joseph Gordon-Levitt – 63
65t. Zac Efron – 63
65t. Adrien Brody – 63
65t. Adam Brody – 63
65t. Kevin Connolly – 63
69. Chris Pine – 62.5
70t. Michael Phelps – 62
70t. Adam Duritz – 62
70t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
70t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
70t. Gerard Butler – 62
75. Liam Neeson – 61.5
76. Criss Angel – 61
77. John Mayer – 60
78. Bradley Cooper – 57
79. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
80t. James Franco – 53
80t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
82t. Will Smith – 52
82t. Kellan Lutz – 52
84. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
85. Edward Norton – 51
86. Paul Walker – 48.5
87. Matthew Morrison – 47