Ranking the hot hookups of Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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With Don Jon hitting theaters next week and because of the film’s theme, what better time to take a look at the film’s star Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s alleged dating history? Surely the guy many thought should have been the next Batman has had his way with more than his share of sexy famous women, right? Even if there are rumors of him being gay that he refuses to clarify on principal in a new Out magazine interview (bravo to him for that, by the way). Read on to find out the answer to our question.

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Julia Stiles (1999)

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Stiles and JGL co-starred in the film 10 Things I Hate About You together.

Hookup score: 8.5
That’s about all we got. It was in 1999, people.

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Larisa Oleynik (1999-2002)


JGL and Alex Mack were quite the item for about three years. She was also in 10 Things I Hate About You and worked with Levitt on 3rd Rock from the Sun.

Hookup score: 8.5
10 Things I Hate About You was a profitable movie for JGL.

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Meagan Good (2004)

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Good and Levitt reportedly started dating after working together on the film Brick.

Hookup score: 9.0
Must be nice to be able to just go to work to find a girlfriend.

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Evan Rachel Wood (2008)

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It was widely reported that Wood and JGL went on dates shortly after she and Marilyn Manson broke up.

Hookup score: 9.0
Finally, not a co-star.

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Devon Aoki (2010)

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The New York Post (which is never, ever wrong) said that Devon and Levitt “were holding hands, kissing and telling everyone they were a couple” in 2010.

Hookup score: 9.0
And that was pretty much the last time we heard about it.

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Scarlett Johansson (2011)

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More than once it was reported that Levitt and ScarJo were dating, but it was never actually confirmed by anyone.

Hookup score: 10.0
One source did say she gave him the key to her house, so…

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Phoebe Tonkin (2012)

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As usual with these Hollywood couples, not much was ever reported, but they were spotted leaving a hotel together.

Hookup score: 9.0
Good enough!

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Alexandra Hulme, Ellen Page

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Final Tally

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Hookup Score: 63 points

No wonder Ben Aflleck got the role of Batman. He’s been married forever and still has a better alleged dating history than JGL. Kind of disappointing.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Tommy Lee – 111
5. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
6. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
7. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
8. Jared Leto – 108
9. Vin Diesel – 100.5
10. Cristiano Ronaldo – 99.5
11. Russell Brand – 99
12. Seth MacFarlane – 98
13. Tiger Woods – 93.5
14. George Clooney – 93
15. Tom Cruise – 92.5
16t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
16t. Josh Hartnett – 91
18. Chris Evans – 83.5
19t. Justin Timberlake – 82
19t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
19t. Tyson Beckford – 82
22t. Ben Affleck – 81
22t. Orlando Bloom – 81
24t. Tyrese Gibson – 80
24t. Derek Jeter – 80
26t. David Duchovny – 78.5
26t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5
28. Owen Wilson – 77.5
29. Joe Jonas – 77
30. Ryan Reynolds – 75
31. Ashton Kutcher – 73
32t. Harry Styles – 72.5
32t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
34. Ryan Gosling – 72
35t. Kanye West – 71
35t. Brad Pitt – 71
35t. Jude Law – 71
38t. Colin Farrell – 70
38t. Adam Levine – 70
40. Sean Penn – 69
41t. Taylor Lautner – 67
41t. Johnny Depp – 67
43t. Ian Somerhalder – 66.0
43t. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
45. Andy Roddick – 64.5
46t. Tom Brady – 64
46t. Mark Sanchez – 64
46t. Joseph Gordon-Levitt – 63
49t. Zac Efron – 63
49t. Adrien Brody – 63
49t. Adam Brody – 63
49t. Kevin Connolly – 63
53. Chris Pine – 62.5
54t. Michael Phelps – 62
54t. Adam Duritz – 62
56t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
56t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
56t. Gerard Butler – 62
59. Liam Neeson – 61.5
60. Criss Angel – 61
61. John Mayer – 60
62. Bradley Cooper – 57
63. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
64t. James Franco – 53
64t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
66. Will Smith – 52
67. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
68. Edward Norton – 51
69. Paul Walker – 48.5
70. Matthew Morrison – 47