Jourdan Dunn fired because her 32A boobs are too big

Jourdan Dunn is a gorgeous 22 year-old English fashion model. She was fired from Christian Dior’s haute couture fashion show in Paris this week because her size 32A boobs are simply too damn large. No, that is not a misprint.

Dunn tweeted, “Ahahahahahaha I just for cancelled from Dior because of my boobs! I❤ fashion #Couture.”

But it’s not all bad, at least she wasn’t fired for being black, right? “I’m normally told I’m cancelled because I’m ‘coloured’ so being cancelled because off my boobs is a minor,” followed up Dunn.

Hmmm, maybe Kylie Bisutti was on to something regarding this whole fashion modeling business after all.