Justin Bieber dating Selena Gomez again, apologized to Bill Clinton

We are sad to report that Selena Gomez is dating Justin Bieber again (not pictured – you’re welcome), but only on the condition that he stops acting like a douchebag. Good luck with that one, Selena. Based on that criteria one would have to guess that Bieber peeing in a mop bucket in a restaurant and saying “Fuck Bill Clinton” would not be on her list of things he is allowed to do.

Speaking of said peeing, apparently Bieber has some kind of direct line to Bill Clinton, because of course he does, as Justin tweeted yesterday that he spoke to the former President of the United States, calling Clinton a “great guy.”

Doesn’t Clinton still have some of the powers of the President that he could have used to send this kid to the 21st century equivalent of Siberia? Or made a call to someone who does have that power? You’ve let us down again, Bill. You’ve let us down again.

Can’t get enough Selena Gomez? We’ve got a lot more right here.

Selena Takes Him Back But There’s a Catch… [TMZ]