Because of course Ke$ha was born with a tail. This doesn’t even surprise me in the slightest.
Ke$ha tells heat magazine —
“I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I’m really sad about that story.”
Well, if this bit of news doesn’t help her nail Harry Styles now she’s got no chance.
Technically the tail she speaks of is called a vestigial tail (warning: do not Google image search it). And unless someone wants to go check with her pediatrician at a very early age I guess we’ll just have to take her word for it. Which I do. Because, Ke$ha.