Oh HELL no…Kris Jenner has been talking to Playboy?

Get ready for your genitals to crawl up inside your body. Kris Jenner has reportedly been talking to Playboy about, gulp, posing for them. And here we thought Khloe Kardashian was the devil in the family.

Related: Oh dear God no…is there really a Kris Jenner sex tape out there?

The 58-year-old mum of six, who let’s face it, looks pretty foxy these days, is said to be “in the best shape of her life,” so naturally, she’s up for posing naked for Playboy.

Wait, who wrote that?!

A source told heat: “Kris has been talking about posing for Playboy magazine for a while now. She’s in the best shape of her life and is keen to show it off. The bikini shot she posted on Instagram recently was well received that she’s said, ‘Why not?’”

Yes, this comment I read on her picture seems like quite the compliment: “No wonder your kids can go naked, your their mom btw so they can do whatever they like. How’s Kendall’s Porn show going? Huh?”

A spokesperson for Playboy has neither confirmed or denied the rumours: “We never comment one way or the other about these types of rumours.”

Of course they didn’t comment. If they are planning on having her pose then they’re complete idiots and if they are like us then they’re just trying not to lose their lunch thinking about it.

Sorry about this. I solemnly promise that after this I will post nothing but tits and ass the rest of the day to help get your buddy to peek his head back out of your lower abdomen. C’mon, guy, it’s okay… What’s the safe word again?

Is Kris Jenner planning to pose for Playboy magazine? [Glamour]

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