So this video of Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio is done in whatever language they speak in Brazil (don’t tell me to look it up), but I think the gist of it is, “Wow, look at her legs!” I could be wrong. I mean I don’t know what the word “Schutz” is (no I am not going to look it up), but if you’re a leg man, this might be one of the greatest videos ever made. She is most definitely a “Schutz Girl” (whatever that means).
Related: One solid minute of Victoria’s Secret models traipsing around in bikinis is your moment of Zen