Ranking the hot hookups of Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson dating history girlfriends

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After chronicling the alleged dating histories of 64 famous men one would think we’d be running out of guys to discuss. One would be wrong. Take Liam Neeson for example. He too has allegedly hookup with many pretty and famous women (what with his legendary schlong and all). But how many? Read on to find out.

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Sinead O’Connor (Dates unclear)

Sinead O Connor

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Since this was from back like before the Internet was invented there are no details, but they’re both from the UK so it probably happened, right?

Hookup score: 8.5
Sinead, back in the day, wasn’t that bad.

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Janice Dickinson (1983)

Janice Dickinson

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Janice Dickinson, the original supermodel (so says she), and Neeson hooked up if you are to believe the very in-depth story she told on The Howard Stern Show.

Hookup score: 9.0
1983 Janice…? Still pretty damn good.

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Helen Mirren (1980-1985)

Helen Mirren

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Mirren and Neeson began a long-term relationship while filming Excalibur. (He really should call his penis that, from all reports.)

Hookup score: 9.0
FINALLY, HELEN MIRREN APPEARS ON ONE OF THESE LISTS!

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Julia Roberts (1988-1990)

Julia Roberts

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Roberts and Neeson met on the set of the film Satisfaction. She was 19, he was 35.

Hookup score: 9.0
Satisfaction indeed.

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Brooke Shields (1991-1992)

Brooke Shields

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Liam and Brooke dated for awhile and it was kind of boring. Like Brooke.

Hookup score: 9.0
Zzzzzzzz.

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Barbra Streisand (1991)

Barbra Streisand

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They definitely dated at some point because Neeson mentioned it when discussing his big penis.

Hookup score: 8.5
It is Barbra freaking Streisand, after all. Gotta be worth something.

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Natasha Richardson (1993-2009)

Natasha Richardson Liam Neeson

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Actress Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson were married in 1994. They had two kids. Then she very sadly died in a skiing accident.

Hookup score: 8.5
Well, that’s a bummer way to end the list.

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Final Tally

Liam Neeson’s Hookup Score: 61.5 points

Kind of disappointing. Not that the list is bad, but that whole being with one woman for 16 years kinda dragged the list down a bit.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Tommy Lee – 111
5. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
6. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
7. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
8. Jared Leto – 108
9. Vin Diesel – 100.5
10. Cristiano Ronaldo – 99.5
11. Russell Brand – 99
12. Seth MacFarlane – 98
13. Tiger Woods – 93.5
14. George Clooney – 93
15t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
15t. Josh Hartnett – 91
17. Chris Evans – 83.5
18t. Justin Timberlake – 82
18t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
20. Orlando Bloom – 81
21t. Tyrese Gibson – 80
21t. Derek Jeter – 80
23t. David Duchovny – 78.5
23t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5
25. Owen Wilson – 77.5
26. Joe Jonas – 77
27. Ryan Reynolds – 75
28. Ashton Kutcher – 73
29t. Harry Styles – 72.5
29t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
31. Ryan Gosling – 72
32t. Kanye West – 71
32t. Brad Pitt – 71
32t. Jude Law – 71
35t. Colin Farrell – 70
35t. Adam Levine – 70
37. Sean Penn – 69
38t. Taylor Lautner – 67
38t. Johnny Depp – 67
40. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
41. Andy Roddick – 64.5
42t. Tom Brady – 64

42t. Mark Sanchez – 64
44t. Zac Efron – 63
44t. Adrien Brody – 63
44t. Adam Brody – 63
44t. Kevin Connolly – 63
48. Chris Pine – 62.5
49t. Michael Phelps – 62
49t. Adam Duritz – 62
51t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
51t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
51t. Gerard Butler – 62
54. Liam Neeson – 61.5
55. Criss Angel – 61
56. John Mayer – 60
57. Bradley Cooper – 57
58. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
59t. James Franco – 53
59t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
61. Will Smith – 52
62. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
63. Edward Norton – 51
64. Paul Walker – 48.5
65. Matthew Morrison – 47

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