Be on the alert: Lindsay Lohan is now free and on the loose

Remember how like, ohhh, less than 24 hours ago Lindsay Lohan was reported to have said that she needed more time in rehab despite today being the day she could officially leave? Yeah, forget all that nonsense.

Everything you hear below is a lie.

Because Lindsay Lohan has already been spotted and had her picture taken by paparazzi. But she’s going to stay totally sober this time, you guys.

Pssst… hey buddy, if you believe that I got some watches I want you to take a look at…

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

Lindsay Lohan greeting her acting career.

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