Megan Fox isn’t getting any sex, at all

Perhaps the fact that Megan Fox isn’t getting laid explains why she keeps doing interviews where she says some of the dumbest things imaginable? Of course, telling people you’re not getting any sex also falls under that umbrella of dumb things to tell the media so who knows? Maybe she’s just an idiot.

And I always wondered why a woman who looked as legendarily hot as Megan Fox did back in the day would get married to David Silver. It never made a single bit of sense. But now that she’s told the world that her husband “Brian doesn’t get any intimacy whatsoever” I totally get it. He was willing to trade no sex for having the hottest piece of ass in the world at the time on his arm. I can see how that could be appealing.

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