‘Fast & Furious’ star Michelle Rodriguez is dating a hotter chick than any of us ever will
Michelle Rodriguez and model Cara Delevingne are officially dating. Of note, Cara was voted the 2012 British Model of the Year, meaning that even lesbians are now pulling higher quality tail than any of us poor schlubs. God, we suck. That being said, we did say that Cara was one of our 50 fascinating women to watch in 2014 so I guess now watching her also means living vicariously through her.
This isn’t really breaking news since the last time we saw these together they were doing all sorts of crazy shit at a Knicks game together, but here’s what we’ve learned since. Take it away Daily Mirror…
The 21-year-old was barefoot and the zip on her trousers had broken as she was ushered by security through the waiting paparazzi.
While it has long been blindingly obvious to the rest of us, Michelle has finally gone on the record to confirm their relationship.
Sounds like Cara is a fun date.
Gushing about the 21-year-old, the smitten Fast & Furious star said: “It’s going really well. She’s so cool.
“When we started hanging out I just thought she was awesome, and we have the best time together. She’s hard though. You wouldn’t want to mess with her in a fight.”
Frankly I’m not sure who to be more jealous of here, Michelle or Cara. And damn you lesbians, as if I didn’t have enough trouble trying to score with hot girls now you guys are going and dating supermodels? Now I have almost no chance to compete. The game has most certainly has changed. *sad trombone*