O.J. Simpson was caught stealing cookies from his prison cafeteria

Nothing I can say from this point forward will be able to top that headline, but I will give it a shot anyway. Okay, no I won’t. It’s impossible. O.J. Simpson was caught stealing cookies from the prison cafeteria, people. Here’s the story… it’s not new, but it’s so funny and just goes to show you the kind of life the former Heisman winner is living behind bars.

O.J. was just rolling back to his graybar hotel room in Nevada when guards busted him with a stash of oatmeal cookies hidden underneath his shirt. Sneaky…

“O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor,” the source said, first to the National Enquirer.

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According to the Daily Mail, several inmates watched The Juice get busted with his unauthorized booty and were appropriately entertained…

“So when the guard started pulling cookies out of O.J.’s shirt, the other inmates started laughing so hard they nearly fell over,” the source said.

Damn. Dude’s life just keeps getting more and more pitiful with each passing day. That’s a shame.

O.J. Simpson caught stealing cookies in prison cafeteria [Washington Times]

OJ Simpson image: Wikimedia Commons