Oh dear God no…is there really a Kris Jenner sex tape out there?

I don’t know how I missed this, maybe because when I see the name “Kardashian” in a story my brain locks up, but Kris Jenner is reportedly being extorted over the alleged existence of a sex tape – starring her! Of course she denies the tape’s existence, but as we all know the very foundation of their entire empire is based on the fact that her daughter had sex on video, so who knows?

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Reports Radar

“At first she thought it was a joke, because she knew it couldn’t be real,” the source told Radar. “Obviously she would never allow herself to be taped like that! Initially, she just ignored it.”

Riiiight. Obviously…unless there was a wheel barrow full of cash to be made, of course.

But it soon became clear that her tormentor would not let go so easily.

“He called Kris more than one hundred times in the last seven days, from more than 100 different phone numbers,” the source revealed. “He uses scrambled cell numbers. He called more than 25 times just yesterday (Sunday) alone!”

“The man has been demanding money from Kris. If he’s not paid, he claims, he’ll release the tape.”

Oh man, this BETTER be some kind of hoax. I don’t think I could take it if this Kris Jenner sex tape really exists. First JFK, RFK, and Marilyn, then Johnny Carson, and now this? When will this madness end?!

Kris in Crisis: Jenner Hit With Sex Tape Extortion Plot — Security Tightened Around TV Family After Man’s Threats [Radar]

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