Pamela Anderson, who literally just posed naked, says she regrets posing naked


Wait, what? Oh, this was said in pure Pam-logic. Okay, I’ll play along. So yeah, Pamela Anderson says she regrets doing Playboy now. Follow along if you will.

Anderson, who was the subject of a completely nude photo shoot just ONE MONTH AGO, says that she regrets doing Playboy because her kids were bullied at school about it.

Explains Pam, “When my kids became teenagers it was hard on them. (Referring to her Playboy pictorials.) They fought a few bullies, and were teased some. I regret that anything I have ever done has made them uncomfortable or suffer. But our life is our life – we love each other – we are close – we have gone through a lot. It made us all closer and more resilient as a family.”

So it was bad for them, but it made your family better so then it was…good? I am so confused.

This is not the first time Pam has played this card. Let’s harken back to the year 2010 when she said, “My children are made fun of because I have posed naked,” she said while attending a Playboy party. “When you pose, you are not thinking that one day you will have children who will see it.”

Which, of course, fully explains why she posed naked just a month ago. Is it just me or is everyone else’s brain twisted into a pretzel trying to decipher Pam’s train of thought on this subject. I need a drink.

Pamela Anderson’s teenage sons bullied over naked Playboy shoots [Daily Star]

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