Paris Hilton recently did an interview in which she compared herself to Albert Einstein because they share the same zodiac sign, Aquarius. Unfortunately there are two rather large problems with that (among other things).
One, Paris Hilton and Albert Einstein should never be mentioned in the same sentence together, and two, Albert Einstein was a Pisces, you dolt.
“We are social butterflies, humanitarians, geniuses: Einstein was one,” said Hilton.
Yes, that Einstein. He was quite the party boy.
Paris also spent some time talking about the sex tape that made her a household name.
“It was devastating because that was someone I was with for a few years. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to fully trust any man again after that. It was just the most hurtful and awful thing that anyone could do to a little girl. I was very young, it wasn’t my fault,” says Hilton.
Hilton also talked about how awesome she is as a DJ. “I killed it,” referring to her set at the Amnesia nightclub in Ibiza. “I feel like DJs are the new rock stars.”
Then, well, this thing goes on and on and on and if you’re looking to be entertained by the sheer WTFness of everything she has to say hit the link below the next time you’re in the shitter. Because you’re going to need to flush a few times as deep as things get.
And if you think I am being mean, Hilton doesn’t care, “If people want to be mean, that’s their problem. It used to be really hurtful. I would call and cry to my mom all the time but now I just laugh.”
All the way to the bank is my guess.
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