Penelope Cruz has the hottest celebrity body of 2013

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No, seriously. Penelope Cruz has the hottest celebrity body of 2013. That’s what the fine folks over at Fitness magazine are claiming and since “Fitness” is the whole name of their magazine who are we to argue? Well, we are who we are so we’re going to argue, amirite?

Reports E!

So how did Penelope, 39, earn that top spot? Fitness Magazine praises the Counselor star for having “popped back up on the red carpet in amazing shape just three months after giving birth [to son Luca in July].” The mom of two reportedly credits “following a Mediterranean diet, dancing and chasing after her kids for getting her back into shape after both pregnancies.”

Oh, well, that…yes, that is good. So how about the rest of the ladies on the list? Jennifer Lawrence came in second. We approve of that selection. How about third? Uh, Sandra Bullock? Wait, now their argument is officially invalid. I’m sorry. Sure, Kerry Washington, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera and Katy Perry are also on the list, but they’re below Sandra Bullock? Oh my.

See where Penelope ranked on our list of the 100 sexiest actresses in their 30s.

Jennifer Lawrence, Sandra Bullock and Penelope Cruz Named Hottest Celebrity Bodies of 2013 [E!]