Goddammit, now Stacy Keibler and Alyssa Milano are pregnant too?

WHAT IS GOING ON?! Are all our favorite women in cahoots to get pregnant at the same time? Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis and now Stacy Keibler and Alyssa Milano? Quick, someone slap a chastity belt on Jennifer Lawrence.

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Fine, Alyssa Milano we kind of get. She’s 41 so the clock is ticking, but Keibler? She just got married like two weeks ago!

“We are so happy to share with you that Milo is going to be a big brother!” said Milano on her Web site, where they also said they’ll be setting up a baby shower site because, you know, people are idiots.

As for Keibler, she seems excited too…

“More blessings!! We’re an elated family-to-be!” the couple tells PEOPLE of their happy news.

“I’m extremely excited about starting a family and building a future with Stacy,” says [Jared] Pobre, 39, CEO of Future Ads, a private interactive firm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah…we’ll just be over here pretending none of this ever happened.

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Stacy Keibler image by Helga Esteb/Shutterstock
Alyssa Milano image by Joe Seer/Shutterstock