Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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You can tell who's doing coke#oscars
— Mia Farrow 🏳️🌈 🌻🇺🇸💙 (@MiaFarrow) February 25, 2013
Really? I thought everyone looked very lucid.
I loved Michelle Obama in django.
— Chris Rock (@chrisrock) February 25, 2013
Totally stole her scenes.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/305961137835487234
How many people can say that?
Whenever one of the morons say I wear a wig, stop reading because they have no credibility & just hate.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 25, 2013
Trump wears a wig.
https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/306085667513974784
What else does a girl need?
It is now. RT @chrissyteigen: i really need to know how fast I could run the 40 now. is this an open combine
— Rich Eisen (@richeisen) February 25, 2013
Good answer.
Kate Upton brand turtlenecks? Nah that idea sucks
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 26, 2013
Yes. Yes it does.
NRA says everyone should get as many magazines as they want. I say, you can't get a magazine until you can read one.
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) February 26, 2013
Not a bad policy.
'Dancing With The Stars' should change its name to 'Foxtrotting With Some Person Wearing Sequins Who's On That One Show I've Never Watched'.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 26, 2013
It would be more accurate.
Gloria Allred is talking about cannibalism on CNN. This is the worst cooking show ever.
— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) February 27, 2013
No kidding. They weren’t even providing recipes.
Happy Cinqo De Mayo! (I have no idea when/what that is–I don't speak Spanish. Just trying to court some Latinos.)
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 27, 2013
Yes, happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone as well!
Just took a little nap in my car in front of the gym. How many calories does that burn again?
— erinn hayes (@hayeslady) February 27, 2013
Enough. Go home.
No they haven't. RT @realDonaldTrump: Many people have commented that my fragrance, “Success” is the best scent.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 27, 2013
HA!
hey nasa @nasakennedy can we just use the hydrogen floating in space to fuel long rocket trips to other planets? scoop it up somehow?
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 27, 2013
He’s giving tips to NASA now, people.
I'm tired of acting like I know how to use those automatic faucets in public restrooms.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 28, 2013
Right there with you, Jim.
We live in interesting times when news anchors soberly read tweets from the Pope as he leaves The Vatican in a helicopter.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) February 28, 2013
“Interesting” is one word for it.
https://twitter.com/AdrianneCurry/status/307189192725757953
Where does he work? I’ll go make sure.
Why DOES "February" have that extra R? It should just be "Februay."
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 28, 2013
Or Febuary. That would be cool too.
I am not having an affair with nor am I dating Natalie Imbruglia. She has been a friend for years. No flirting, no whispers, total BULLSHIT
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) February 28, 2013
In case anyone was wondering.
My boobs could feed a village 💦💦
— Jaime Longoria (@jaimeedmondson) February 28, 2013
O_o
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/307253956520849408
Someone should put that on a t-shirt.
https://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/307381442428686336
BRB, gotta go download Words With Friends.
ESPN analyst: "This LeBron dunking issue is a manufactured controversy."
ESPN:"Coming up next, we talk about LeBron and dunking"— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) March 1, 2013
The Worldwide Leader, folks.
Pharmaceuticals and booze RT @jkell88: @RuPaul How do you stay so positive in a critical world?
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) March 1, 2013
Right there with you, sister.