Verne Troyer officially became the unofficial mascot for Shark Week.
— Verne Troyer (@VerneTroyer) August 13, 2014
Troyer tweeted the photo above and it’s now my favorite thing about Shark Week. It’s slightly above “I don’t like anything else about Shark Week.”
We all need a little more Verne Troyer in our lives. I’m proposing a new costume each day. Especially on holidays. His Labor Day outfit would just be his head sticking out of the vagina of a female costume.