The 32 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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Or just pay and don’t tip?

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Don’t worry, it’ll come.

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Bite your tongue.

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She has a point.

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He also has a point.

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Uh, not sleep with other women?

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He really is on quite a roll.

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Ummm, hmmm. No idea.

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Couldn’t hurt to check.

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The first step in recovery is admitting it.

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I think they’re all equally as dumb.

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Now that I would watch.

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Uh, sure, yes they did, Patton.

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Pretty much.

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Spoiler Alert!

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He’s not joking.

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What else would he have written for that photo?

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At least we all have our news priorities right.

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He had me until “no nudes.”

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Bobby pins are important.

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That’s right. Wheels up, baby.

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I don’t even know what that means, nor do I want to.

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Honestly, I think that they do.

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Don’t worry, it’s coming.

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Take it from one who knows.

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Someone responded with a photo of Piers Morgan.

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You can LITERALLY see the wheels turning in his head.

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He’s not nearly as hip as you, Bill.

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Seriously, what time is it?

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No one does so it’s definitely okay.

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Totally using that line sometime.

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Have a great weekend, everybody!