The 36 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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Welcome aboard, sir!

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John must not be home?

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Is someone getting cranky in retirement?

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448 RT’s. So did they all have to pee?

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Like it’s even close.

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And you always will. Why is that?

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Yes.

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That is the real question.

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Yes, I believe that is the rule.

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It would save you a trip.

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Here we go!

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Zing!

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Rimshot!

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It just went on and on…

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Maybe that’s what she needs to get out of this shitty mood.

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Could be worse.

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Never happens in real life.

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And if not, we failed as a society.

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Now get off his damn lawn!

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They’re both very cute.

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Spoken by a guy who would know.

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Wait, was she doing all of these at the same time? Impressive.

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Hey, that’s my motto!

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She forgot #ThanksObama.

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Because they can’t hold their liquor.

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I believe that is in the book of Leviticus.

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That should be on their movie posters.

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Probably not the first person to visit England to say that.

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Don’t mess around with Truck Nutz.

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Solid question.

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Miley’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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Oh God…

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Yes, persevere, Kim.

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I, uh, … what?.

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Have a great weekend, everybody!