Hey Badgers, All Your Drinks Are on Michael Finley This Weekend

Michael Finley made $138,576,839 in salary over his NBA career, which will come in handy this weekend.

Considering Wisconsin sold more student tickets than any other school going to North Texas (we’re all calling it North Texas, right?), Finley may be purchasing hundreds, if not THOUSANDS, of Miller High Lifes for of-age Badgers on Friday and Saturday. On a related note, Michael Finley is awesome.

He’ll be at the “Cool River Cafe” on Friday.

Don’t walk. Run to your sugar daddy, Wiscosin.

[H/T: TFM]