Fox News Sends a Reporter to Spring Break at Panama City Beach, She Comes Back Absolutely Appalled


This might be the most “sorry for partying” news segment in broadcast news history. Sean Hannity sent Fox News’ Ainsley Earhardt to Panama City Beach, Florida to report on the shameless drunken college debauchery that goes down during spring break. She asks a bunch of kids — all with deep, notable Southern drawls — about the wildest things they’ve seen at PCB. The answers are what you’d expect: “chicks twerking,” “two girls on five guys,””a girl snort cocaine off another girl’s buttholein public.” The footage peaks when Earhardt talks to some good ole’ boy with a Dixie draw who says he just smoked up before running over to the camera.

Shameless. So shameless, you’ll laugh at how it’s almost a caricature of spring break. Hannity’s moral outrage during the discussion at the end is typical Fox News. He’s just trying to lay it out to your grandparents how much of a degenerate your spring break actually was. See, they need it told from an old fuddyduddy like him to completely absorb just how much of a Jekyll and Hyde you college kids are these days.

Hey Hannity, at least they’re not sugarcoating it! Theyyyyyyyy’rrrrrreeee toooooooooo shmaccccccccccckeeeeddddddd

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BroBible's publisher and a founding partner, circa 2009. Brandon is based in Los Angeles, where he oversees BroBible's partnership team and other business development activities. He still loves to write and create content, including subjects related to internet culture, food, live music, Phish, the Grateful Dead, Philly sports, and adventures of all kinds. Email: