Fraternity Intramural Hockey Team Has An Amazing List Of Violations, Including ‘Dip Spit On The Ground By The Bench’

Total gem via TFM from an intramural hockey match between Phi Delt and “League of Shadows.” They don’t name the college where this went down, but it reportedly happened in the Northeast where hockey and lacrosse are king.

The violations the one team accrued during the game are hilarious: Street shoes on the ice? I hope that means a brother who was watching the game jumped into a scrum. Fans climbing on the glass? Booing the other team and throwing down your gloves? Tardiness? Excessive use of profanity? Fuck it.

This intramural team of fratstars gives zero fucks. They should be the subject of Goon II where Seann WilliamScott goes back to college to manage an intramural team

Reminds me of the awesome “HOW TO BE A HOCKEY PLAYER” video a few years ago.

[H/T: TFM]

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