Girl Graduates Top Of Class With Full Ride To UT, Brags That She’s In The US Illegally And Now She’s Getting WRECKED

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Mayte Lara, a recent graduate of Crockett High School in Austin, Texas, has a bit of a shitstorm on her hands. You see, while Mayte may have been her class’ valedictorian with a 4.5 GPA and a full ride to UT, she’s also apparently an illegal undocumented immigrant in the United States.

You’d think that such a smart girl would know to keep her immigration status a secret – and for the most part, Mayte seems to have been able to do that…until she went on Twitter and said this:

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You sure you had a 4.5 GPA Mayte? Because that’s the dumbest fucking move I’ve seen since I watched Matt Keohan order soba noodles for Free Lunch Wednesday here at the BroBible office. $20 to spend and you elected to blow it on $15 soup noodles? Come on ya little bitch, we know you’re fat but that doesn’t mean you need to chug broth and nothing else while you’re around us.

As you’d expect, Mayte not only had to shut down her account and go into hiding, but the rest of Twitter quickly went into uproar mode:

Tl;dr: if you are doing illegal things, it is in your best interest to not draw attention to said illegal things…idiot.

[H/T Daily Mail]

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