Guy Running Around LSU Whipping His Dick Out At Girls Has Probably The Worst Backstory To Get Girls To Look At It
Charles Jeremy Harrison is 32 years old. At 32, you can find yourself in a variety of places in life: you could be a graduate student, a CEO of a multimillion dollar company, a part-time dog groomer who lives with his mother – the options are endless. However there’s a very short list of things you CAN’T be, one of which includes “fraternity pledge.”
Now I suppose technically, TECHNICALLY if you’re 32 and an undergraduate student you could pledge a fraternity…but what self-respecting fraternity is going to give a bid to a legit ADULT? I’m not talking about a 24-year-old who just started school late, I’m talking about a creepy old dude who wants to join solely to meet young freshman girls. Ew, I’m breaking out in creeper sweats just thinking about it.
So while both you, I and the rest of the human population are smart enough to realize that there is no way in hell Charles Jeremy Harrison could possibly be a fraternity pledge, somehow the memo skipped over him and he decided that would be his backstory in order to get girls to pose for a picture of his dick. Brilliance at its finest.
A 32-year-old man is wanted after he was accused of flashing a woman by the LSU lakes, claiming he must show his penis to 100 women before he can gain entry to a fraternity he was pledging.
The woman told Baton Rouge Police on Aug. 11 she was running around the LSU lakes when she noticed a van pass her multiple times. Charles Jeremy Harrison, of Denham Springs, pulled up next to her and said he was pledging for a fraternity, the report says. He told her he would get “extra points” if she would put her hand by his penis for a picture, the report says. The woman moved away from the vehicle, at which point he displayed his penis.(via)
The victim identified Harrison in a 6-person photographic line-up and a warrant for his arrest is currently out.
[H/T The Advocate]