Toolbag High School Senior Says He’s Going to Be the Biggest Fratstar at WVU and Steal the Quarterback’s Girlfriend

High school kids really think they’re the beeknees, ah? Take, for example, this over-privileged douche who’s probably only lived on Mommy and Daddys dime his entire existence. In a Facebook post on a page for incoming WVU froshies, he brags about coming to Morgantown to be the biggest frat star and steal starting QB Clint Trickett (spelled wrong, though, because fuck spelling!)’s girlfriend. I bet barely a day has gone by that he hasn’t rocked a pair of Sperrys. No doubt he has a drawer that’s nothing by Chubbies.

Here’s the comment, via TSM:

 

Bro…

Have fun being a douche in college.

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