Rice University Students Develop Device To Make Needles ‘Pain Free’ And The Remedy Isn’t ‘Growing A Pair’

Pain Free Shots


Underclassmen at Rice University have developed a device that will numb the skin immediately before an injection. It’s perfect for children afraid of shots and pussies. Not literal vaginas but people scared of a tiny needle prick.

The device — nicknamed Comfortably Numb — won the “Excellence in Freshman Engineering” this year and the students have filed for a provisional patent in hopes of selling it to a major medical firm and never having to work again.

[via USA Today]

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