USC QB Sam Darnold Shows Off His Arm By Throwing A Strike To A Wakeboarding Receiver From Back Of Boat


It’s a good time to be Sam Darnold. After finishing last season on a nine game win streak as a freshman and the favorite to win the Heisman next year, the 20-year-old gets to go back to the University of Southern California as the Big Swingin’ Dick, where women flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Ah, to be young and a superstar quarterback.

In the meantime, Darnold is spending his summer on a boat in Indio, California throwing lasers to his wake boarding wide receiver, Sean Morrissey–who makes an absurd airborne catch.

Good luck next year, Mr. Darnold. You lucky sonuvabitch.

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